An English werewolf in Graz

As I reached the brow of the staircase the pianist ceased playing, conversations halted and all eyes were fixed on me, or rather on my shirt that was clearly far too noisy for the silent majority. The ’Slaughtered Lamb’ pub from the film, American Werewolf in London would have offered a more friendly welcome. 

Come to think about it – it may have been the fact that I had ordered a McEngland Meal, which I am sure is designed to lull unsuspecting foreigners into a false sense of belonging to the global McVillage.

McDonalds in Graz is a family-run franchise – probably by distant relatives of the Adamms Family!